Winston’s the laxative of NZ politics.
If he’s the answer, you really can’t give a shit.
Category: Joke-a-day
Experimental Joke-a-day
Sunglasses
You can always spot Aucklanders …
Windscreen wipers on our sunglasses.
Not Mad!
Political correctness has not gone mad, it’s just on antidepressants.
Measles
English measles: “I have measles.”
German measles: ,,Ich habe Masern.”
Fast Food
The ultimate in fast food, the Heisenburger.
You can either know where it is or how fast you’re eating it.
Omnivore
What’s the best thing about pulled pork?
You know the pig died happy.
Making
Jokes are like babies.
Everyone loves them but nobody wants to see them get made.
Ted Talks
Ted talks: Mansplaining on steroids.
Comedian?
Pontius Pilot was a comedian.
The Bible says he nailed it.
Safe Surfing
Safety First: Always web surf between the flags.