I ate a plant based carrot once and it was horrible.
Be careful out there gourmands.
Category: Joke-a-day
Experimental Joke-a-day
Brexit
Remember what happened last time Britain left Europe?
The Saxons invaded.
Thinking Trees
My joke about thinking trees flopped.
It was too cerebral for most and too arboreal for others.
Briscoes Sale
WTF – Briscoes are having a sale! ???
It’s the end of civilisation as we know it.
Next you’ll have men and women marrying each other and we’ll all be getting bargains at The Warehouse.
Open Mic
Julia: At an open mic, some comedians will kill and others will die.
DEATH: All good.
Either way suits me.
Diet Blood
Does the bar serve diet blood or just that crappy blood zero?
Asking for a friend.
Et in Arcadia …
DEATH: Et in Arcadia Ego.
(“Even in Arcadia, there am I”, Mission Bay not Arcadia, but who’s counting?)
Birthdays
Birthdays are funny things.
We’re basically celebrating that we haven’t died during the previous 365 days.
Why not celebrate the last day of every month we haven’t died in?
More parties.
Salads
Add extra colour to your salads with these pretty red mushrooms.
Virgins
Stop sending me virgins …
Do I look like a chaperone?