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Tag: Fast Food

Unemployed and Missing

Unemployed and Missing

The homeless woman that normally begs outside the Newmarket burger bar wasn’t there today.

I hope she’s gone somewhere nice for her vacation.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on August 2, 2026July 31, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Fast Food, NZComedy, Unemployed, Vacation

Unemployed?

Unemployed?

Nobody needs to be unemployed in this country.

You can always get a job sitting outside Burger bars asking for spare change.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on August 1, 2026July 31, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Burger, Comedy, Fast Food, NZComedy, Unemployed

Fast Food

Fast Food

The ultimate in fast food, the Heisenburger.

You can either know where it is or how fast you’re eating it.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on June 11, 2026June 10, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Burger, Comedy, Fast Food, Heisenberg, NZComedy

KFC?

KFC?

I’m considering making a follow-up to “Supersize Me” where I eat KFC every day.

It’s called “Lick my fingers.”

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on May 26, 2026May 25, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Chicken, Comedy, Fast Food, KFC, NZComedy

Pizza

Pizza

Pizza?

Hell1A New Zealand pizza chain that makes really nice pizza yes!

Other brands, not so much!2Except I really like the pizza I make at home also

Notes

  • 1
    A New Zealand pizza chain that makes really nice pizza ↩︎
  • 2
    Except I really like the pizza I make at home also ↩︎
Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on May 20, 2026May 20, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Fast Food, Food, Hell's Pizza, NZComedy, Pizza

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