DEATH – Julia Clement

DEATH Lives?

The funniest thing about my DEATH character is that it’s doing live comedy.

Don’t worry about being alive.

I know it’s just a phase you’re going through, you’ll grow out of it.

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Add extra colour to your salads with these pretty red mushrooms.

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Q: What do dead Kiwis tour Europe in?

A: VW Zombis.

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Day 12,345, still no Godot.

DEATH steps in.

I really like my new name.

I am now called “It’s just a bad cold.”

[The mythological character formerly known as DEATH.]

Chocolate is highly toxic to rabbits.

This makes me wonder if the Easter Bunny gives humans chocolate in a lagamorphic attempt to wipe out humanity?

Julia: Why is airline food so bad?

DEATH: Something has to make post funeral refreshments seem good.

Julia: At an open mic, some comedians will kill and others will die.

DEATH: All good. Either way suits me.

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Does the bar serve diet blood or just that crappy blood zero?

Asking for a friend.

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