The funniest thing about my DEATH character is that it’s doing live comedy.
Category: DEATH
Comedy Festival
Comedians who die on stage at the Riyadh Comedy Festival are dismembered and discretely disposed of around the kingdom.
You can’t avoid
Two things you can’t avoid, death and taxis.
European Tour
Q: What do dead Kiwis tour Europe in?
A: VW Zombis.
Airline Food
Julia says “Why is airline food so bad?”
DEATH replies “Something has to make post funeral refreshments seem good.”
Waiting For Godot
Day 12,345, still no Godot.
DEATH steps in.
Open Mic
Julia: At an open mic, some comedians will kill and others will die.
DEATH: All good.
Either way suits me.
Diet Blood
Does the bar serve diet blood or just that crappy blood zero?
Asking for a friend.
Et in Arcadia …
DEATH: Et in Arcadia Ego.
(“Even in Arcadia, there am I”, Mission Bay not Arcadia, but who’s counting?)
Salads
Add extra colour to your salads with these pretty red mushrooms.