Q: What do dead Kiwis tour Europe in?
A: VW Zombis.
(The mythological character formerly known as DEATH)
Category: DEATH
Airline Food
“Why is airline food so bad?”
“Something has to make post funeral refreshments seem good.”
Crossroads
Day 12,345, still no Godot.
DEATH steps in.
Open Mics
Julia: At an open mic, some comedians will kill and others will die.
DEATH: All good. Either way suits me.
Diet Blood
“Does the bar serve diet blood or just that crappy blood zero? Asking for a friend.” The mythological creature formerly known as DEATH
Et In Arcadia Ego
DEATH: Et in Arcadia Ego. (“Even in Arcadia, there am I”, Mission Bay not Arcadia, but who’s counting?)
My Stars Will Align
Julia: One day the stars will align.
DEATH: Yes! On 6 May 2492. It’s the 1,000th anniversary of Columbus’ first trip.
Salads
DEATH: Add extra colour to your salads with these pretty red mushrooms.
Virgins
Stop sending me virgins …
Do I look like a chaperone?
Queue Jumping
Julia: I think I am dying.
DEATH, The Grin Reaper: I’m awfully busy, wait your turn Julia.