I really like my new name.
I am now called “It’s just a bad cold.”
[The mythological character formerly known as DEATH.]
Category: DEATH
Death Lives
The funniest thing about my DEATH character is that it’s doing live comedy.
Comedian Died (Repost)
DEATH says “They said that comedian died … how stupid do they think I am?
“I can see they’re still walking and they don’t look like a zombie to me …
“I hate zombies.”
[followed by 2 minute rant about zombies]
(Reposted to match theme of last two days)
European Tour (Repost)
Q: What do dead Kiwis tour Europe in?
A: VW Zombis.
(Repost to go with theme of yesterday’s post)
Bad Day
John suspected it was going to be a bad day when he saw his wife’s relationship status had changed to “Widowed”.
Stormy Weather
Outdoor performing tip: When the thunder claps, take a bow.
Rideshare?
Two things you can’t avoid, death and taxis.
Inspire?
It’s better to inspire than to expire!
Bill
Forget to pay the exorcist and be repossessed.
Ghostwriter
So ironic that I’m now DEATH’s ghostwriter.