David Seymore: Too many children are spreading Covid at school.
DEATH: Not wanting to endorse breathing, but can’t you limit it to their breaks?
Comedian, Playwright, Director, Producer
David Seymore: Too many children are spreading Covid at school.
DEATH: Not wanting to endorse breathing, but can’t you limit it to their breaks?
DEATH: All berries are edible. Some only once.
“They said that comedian died … how stupid do they think I am?
I can see they’re still walking and they don’t look like a zombie to me … I hate zombies.” [followed by 2 minute rant about zombies]
DEATH: Here I am, laughing in the face of life.
(The mythological character formerly known as DEATH)
Julia: I have a bad cold.
DEATH: That’s funny, I have a bad Julia.
I really like my new name.
I am now called “It’s just a bad cold.”
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The mythological character formerly known as DEATH.
The funniest thing about my DEATH character is that it’s doing live comedy.
Comedians who die on stage at the Riyadh Comedy Festival are dismembered and discretely disposed of around the kingdom.
Super Hero File
Name: DEATHman
Origin: In an attempt to reduce his workload, DEATH comes to Earth and battles people who ignore workplace and road safety rules.
Powers: Catchphrase: Quick Vulture, to the DEATHmobile.
Aims: Lower death rate.
Weaknesses: Contractually forbidden to resurrect clients.
Foes: Simeon Brown
Affiliates: Vulture
I’ve started creating my next solo show which will be a return, both literally and thematically, to my comedy roots. My working title for the show is Stand-up in a skirt (SUIS), although that may well change before I actually perform the show.
SUIS is the story of the development of my comedy before and since my realization I needed to transition. Continue reading “Stand-up in a skirt early planning”