Some comedians will kill. Others will die.
Either way I’m happy.
Category: DEATH
Student Health
David Seymore: Too many children are spreading Covid at school.
DEATH: Not wanting to endorse breathing, but can’t you limit it to their breaks?
Berries
DEATH: All berries are edible. Some only once.
Comedian Died?
“They said that comedian died … how stupid do they think I am?
I can see they’re still walking and they don’t look like a zombie to me … I hate zombies.” [followed by 2 minute rant about zombies]
Laughing
DEATH: Here I am, laughing in the face of life.
(The mythological character formerly known as DEATH)
Julia’s Sick
Julia: I have a bad cold.
DEATH: That’s funny, I have a bad Julia.
A Bad Cold?
I really like my new name.
I am now called “It’s just a bad cold.”
—
The mythological character formerly known as DEATH.
DEATHman
Super Hero File
Name: DEATHman
Origin: In an attempt to reduce his workload, DEATH comes to Earth and battles people who ignore workplace and road safety rules.
Powers: Catchphrase: Quick Vulture, to the DEATHmobile.
Aims: Lower death rate.
Weaknesses: Contractually forbidden to resurrect clients.
Foes: Simeon Brown
Affiliates: Vulture
Stand-up in a skirt early planning
I’ve started creating my next solo show which will be a return, both literally and thematically, to my comedy roots. My working title for the show is Stand-up in a skirt (SUIS), although that may well change before I actually perform the show.
SUIS is the story of the development of my comedy before and since my realization I needed to transition. Continue reading “Stand-up in a skirt early planning”