I have a cup of tea every year, but I am trying to cut back.
Category: Joke-a-day
Experimental Joke-a-day
Death Lives
The funniest thing about my DEATH character is that it’s doing live comedy.
Horsing Around
The wheels fell off for the NZ Equestrian team at the last Olympics.
Team managers say “Next time we’ll try hooves.”
Fasthoods
“A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.” — Mark Twain.
Except he didn’t say it! A meta-lie.
Floral?
I keep coming back as a flower.
It’s a bad case of reincarnation.
Pizza
Can’t Stop
Make America great again.
Make cheese grate again.
Make Kool-Aid grape again.
Insomnia
It’s better to have dreamed and wakened than to suffer incurable insomnia.
It’s a fake
Winter’s not real.
It’s just a plot by Big Puffer Jacket!
Gone, but not forgotten.
It was over 100 years ago.
One way or another Schrödinger’s cat is dead.
(In reality it was in November 1935 that Schrödinger published, so this posting has obviously come through a wormhole from 9 or more years in the future. Quantum!)