Marriage is a sacred covenant between one couple and the registrar of births deaths and marriages!
We give them money and they give us a certificate.
Category: Joke-a-day
Experimental Joke-a-day
Monsters
Why do zombies eat brains?
Why do vampires avoid the sun?
Why do werewolves hump your leg?
50s Social Media
Imagine 1950s social media.
Send a letter, wait 2 weeks for a reply, then suddenly we have airmail and the LOL comes back in under a week.
Margarine
I bought a large tub of margarine to share with my neighbours
…
Community spread.
Funny?
There’s nothing funny about being funny.
Autocorrect
I’ve finally convinced Autocorrect that I don’t give a water bird.
Now for the rare occasion when I want to name one.
Sheep
Sheep are gregarious.
Named for Saint Gregory who taught them to bleat in harmony.
Superpowers
My superpowers are intact!
I hung the washing & now it’s raining.
Masking
So many people catch Covid from household contacts we should mandate masks & distancing at home.
Music?
Vinyl?
Nah, I’m waiting for shellac 78s to come back.
Better still wax cylinders.