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Briscoes Sale

The Briscoes Lady Bobblehead. Julia places boxes in a shopping trolley. Julia stands in front of a dumpster fire. Briscoes & Warehouse logos. A wedding couple. Julia with an overjoyed expression is shopping. Text: WTF - Briscoes are having a sale! ??? It's the end of civilisation as we know it. Next you'll have men and women marrying each other and we'll all be getting bargains at The Warehouse.

WTF – Briscoes are having a sale! ???

It’s the end of civilisation as we know it.

Next you’ll have men and women marrying each other and we’ll all be getting bargains at The Warehouse.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on January 18, 2026January 13, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, NZComedy, Sales

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