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Camouflage

Julia examines a stand of trees. In front of that are soldiers in jungle camouflage. Text: Syria only has 233 hectares (575 acres) of forest. Why then did Assad regime Generals go on TV in Jungle camouflage?

Syria only has 233 hectares (575 acres) of forest.

Why then did Assad regime Generals go on TV in Jungle camouflage?

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on December 27, 2025December 24, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Camoflage, Comedy, NZComedy, Uniform

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