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Early Bird Special

Julia with a bird perched on her hand. The bird has a worm in its mouth. Text: We have a super early bird special for people who already have worms.

We have a super early bird special for people who already have worms.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on February 22, 2026February 22, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, EarlyBird, NZComedy

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