I’m a computer programmer so I deal in numbers.
Zero and one to be precise!
Diarrhea
I have diarrhoea & feel wobbly. I told you my cooking at home wasn’t safe.
Home Cooking
I’m staying home and eating my own cooking.
Hmmm.
Safer to dine out.
Homeopathetic
Don’t say “Homeopathic”, call it what it is “Homeopathetic.”
(Repost)
Homeopathy Drowning
Homeopathic cure for drowning: Start with water & dilute it with water until there is no water left.
COVID Scare
Covid scare: I was eating out & couldn’t taste my food.
Then I remembered I was in McDs.
Phew!
507 Sexes
Physarum polycephalum is a slime mold with 507 sexes.
Can you imagine what their version of Tindr must be like?
I can’t get no satisfaction
Schrödinger could never tell if his girlfriend was satisfied or not.
Flat tyre.
Q: How many homophobes does it take to change a tyre?
A: One, the others stay in the car so they don’t touch his bum.
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