I just don’t understand the English language.
If homophobes are people who hate gays, why aren’t homophones people who chat to gays?
Or iPhones with Grindr installed?
Tag: AucklandComedy
Airline Food
Julia says “Why is airline food so bad?”
DEATH replies “Something has to make post funeral refreshments seem good.”
Ockr
There’s a new dating app out for people who want to date Australians.
It’s called Ockr.
Their slogan is “Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, swipe, swipe, swipe.”
Penises
Have you ever noticed that insecure men’s penis jokes are like their own equipment: Too long, reedy and lacking strength?
Sewer System
Methamphetamine, morphine, methadone, and cocaine found in Auckland sewer system.
Where’s the crocodiles?
Plant Based?
I ate a plant based carrot once and it was horrible.
Be careful out there gourmands.
Brexit
Remember what happened last time Britain left Europe?
The Saxons invaded.
Briscoes Sale
WTF – Briscoes are having a sale! ???
It’s the end of civilisation as we know it.
Next you’ll have men and women marrying each other and we’ll all be getting bargains at The Warehouse.
Thinking Trees
My joke about thinking trees flopped.
It was too cerebral for most and too arboreal for others.
Open Mic
Julia: At an open mic, some comedians will kill and others will die.
DEATH: All good.
Either way suits me.