Q: What do dead Kiwis tour Europe in?
A: VW Zombis.
Tag: DEATH
Reposessed
Forget to pay the exorcist & be repossessed.
Death’s Ghostwriter
So ironic that I’m now DEATH‘s ghostwriter.
DEATHman
Super Hero File
Name: DEATHman
Origin: In an attempt to reduce his workload, DEATH comes to Earth and battles people who ignore workplace and road safety rules.
Powers: Catchphrase: Quick Vulture, to the DEATHmobile.
Aims: Lower death rate.
Weaknesses: Contractually forbidden to resurrect clients.
Foes: Simeon Brown
Affiliates: Vulture
Airline Food
“Why is airline food so bad?”
“Something has to make post funeral refreshments seem good.”
Still Waiting
Day 123,456, still not Godot.
DEATH steps in.
Cancer
I’m over donating to cancer.
The cynical bastard takes our money and keeps killing people.
Open Mic
Julia says “At an open mic, some comedians will kill and others will die.”
DEATH replies “All good. Either way suits me.”
Diet Blood
Does the bar serve diet blood or just that crappy blood zero?
Asking for a friend.
Et in Arcadia Ego
Et in Arcadia Ego.
(“Even in Arcadia, there am I”, Mission Bay not Arcadia, but who’s counting?)