DEATH: All berries are edible. Some only once.
Tag: DEATH
Comedian Died?
“They said that comedian died … how stupid do they think I am?
I can see they’re still walking and they don’t look like a zombie to me … I hate zombies.” [followed by 2 minute rant about zombies]
Laughing
DEATH: Here I am, laughing in the face of life.
(The mythological character formerly known as DEATH)
Julia’s Sick
Julia: I have a bad cold.
DEATH: That’s funny, I have a bad Julia.
A Bad Cold?
I really like my new name.
I am now called “It’s just a bad cold.”
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The mythological character formerly known as DEATH.
DEATHman
Super Hero File
Name: DEATHman
Origin: In an attempt to reduce his workload, DEATH comes to Earth and battles people who ignore workplace and road safety rules.
Powers: Catchphrase: Quick Vulture, to the DEATHmobile.
Aims: Lower death rate.
Weaknesses: Contractually forbidden to resurrect clients.
Foes: Simeon Brown
Affiliates: Vulture