“They said that comedian died … how stupid do they think I am?
I can see they’re still walking and they don’t look like a zombie to me … I hate zombies.” [followed by 2 minute rant about zombies]
Tag: DEATH
Laughing
DEATH: Here I am, laughing in the face of life.
(The mythological character formerly known as DEATH)
Julia’s Sick
Julia: I have a bad cold.
DEATH: That’s funny, I have a bad Julia.
A Bad Cold?
I really like my new name.
I am now called “It’s just a bad cold.”
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The mythological character formerly known as DEATH.
DEATH Live
The funniest thing about my DEATH character is that it’s doing live comedy.
Comedy Festival
Comedians who die on stage at the Riyadh Comedy Festival are dismembered and discretely disposed of around the kingdom.
DEATHman
Super Hero File
Name: DEATHman
Origin: In an attempt to reduce his workload, DEATH comes to Earth and battles people who ignore workplace and road safety rules.
Powers: Catchphrase: Quick Vulture, to the DEATHmobile.
Aims: Lower death rate.
Weaknesses: Contractually forbidden to resurrect clients.
Foes: Simeon Brown
Affiliates: Vulture