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Tag: Food

Airline Food

Airline Food

“Why is airline food so bad?”

“Something has to make post funeral refreshments seem good.”

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on January 24, 2026January 23, 2026Categories DEATH, Joke-a-dayTags Airline, AucklandComedy, Comedy, DEATH, Food, NZComedyLeave a comment on Airline Food

Birthdays

Birthdays

Birthdays are funny things.

We’re basically celebrating that we haven’t died during the previous 365 days.

Why not celebrate the last day of every month we haven’t died in?

More parties.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on January 20, 2026January 4, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Food, NZComedyLeave a comment on Birthdays

Carrot

Carrot

I ate a plant based carrot once and it was horrible.

Be careful out there gourmands.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on January 16, 2026January 13, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Food, NZComedy, Organic, OrganicFood, VegansLeave a comment on Carrot

Salads

Salads

DEATH: Add extra colour to your salads with these pretty red mushrooms.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on January 10, 2026January 4, 2026Categories DEATH, Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, DEATH, Food, NZComedy, Salad

Berries

Berries

DEATH: All berries are edible. Some only once.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on December 29, 2025Categories DEATH, Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Berries, Comedy, DEATH, Food, NZComedy

Sponsor

Sponsor

Tonight’s dinner was bought to me by the letter C: Chilli, cucumber, courgette, cavocado and comato; into blender and eaten with Corn chips.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on November 26, 2025November 23, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Dinner, Food, NZComedy

Caesar

Caesar

Caesar said “Veni, vidi, feci sem” (I came, I saw, I made salad)

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on October 11, 2025October 8, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Caesar, Comedy, Food, NZComedy, Salad

Fast Food?

Fast Food?

Pizza?

Hell yes!

Other brands, not so much!

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on October 1, 2025September 29, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Fast Food, Food, NZComedy, Pizza

Karma?

Karma?

I don’t believe in karma.

I’m still trying to decide how I feel about korma!

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on September 18, 2025September 16, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Food, Karma, NZComedy

Marge

Marge

I bought a large tub of margarine to share with my neighbours …

community spread.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on September 8, 2025September 6, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Food, Margarine, NZComedy

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