Tonight’s dinner was bought to me by the letter C: Chilli, cucumber, courgette, cavocado and comato; into blender and eaten with Corn chips.
Tag: Food
Caesar
Caesar said “Veni, vidi, feci sem” (I came, I saw, I made salad)
Fast Food?
Pizza?
Hell yes!
Other brands, not so much!
Karma?
I don’t believe in karma.
I’m still trying to decide how I feel about korma!
Marge
I bought a large tub of margarine to share with my neighbours …
community spread.
Celery
Celery!
Get addicted to celery!
Gambling, sugar, sex, heroin, tobacco, meth-amphetamine addictions will kill you or ruin your life.
Celery is the answer.
Celery is a pretty harmless thing to be addicted to, just don’t mainline the bloody stuff!
Airline Food
Julia says “Why is airline food so bad?”
DEATH replies “Something has to make post funeral refreshments seem good.”
Plant Based?
I ate a plant based carrot once and it was horrible.
Be careful out there gourmands.
Cupcake
Super Hero File
Name: Cupcake
Origin: Retired pâtissière Tira Masu was delivering cupcakes to Auckland Hospital when a gamma ray beam was accidentally activated, turning her into Cupcake.
Powers: Produces irresistible pastries with so much sugar that villains go into a diabetic coma.
Weaknesses: Poor portion control requiring donating unused pastries to innocents.