Question on a quiz show:
The main food of Blue Whales is?
Krill, Anchovies, Sardines?
Obviously Krill, how’s a whale going to open a can?
Tag: Food
Organic Food
Organic food’s another name for an old idea.
My mum used to serve up steak and kidney, liver and bacon, sweetbreads, etc.
We just called it “Offal.”
Cannelloni
I think my Google-foo is failing.
I typed in my symptoms & it said I have cannelloni.
Not even close, my pastaia swears I had fettuccine.
New Diet
My new diet is so strict I’m only allowed micronutrients.
Covid Scare
I was eating out & couldn’t taste my food.
Then I remembered I was in McDs.
Phew!
Celery
Get addicted to celery.
Gambling, sugar, sex, heroin, tobacco, meth-amphetamine addictions will kill you or ruin your life.
Celery is the answer.
Celery is a pretty harmless thing to be addicted to, just don’t mainline the bloody stuff
Airline Food
Airline food’s bad because something has to make hospital food look good.
Cupcake
Super Hero File
Name: Cupcake
Origin: Retired pâtissière Tira Masu was delivering cupcakes to Auckland Hospital when a gamma ray beam was accidentally activated, turning her into Cupcake.
Powers: Produces irresistible pastries with so much sugar that villains go into a diabetic coma.
Weaknesses: Poor portion control requiring donating unused pastries to innocents.
Airline Food
“Why is airline food so bad?”
“Something has to make post funeral refreshments seem good.”
Diet Blood
Does the bar serve diet blood or just that crappy blood zero?
Asking for a friend.