I was eating out & couldn’t taste my food.
Then I remembered I was in McDs.
Phew!
Tag: Food
Celery
Get addicted to celery.
Gambling, sugar, sex, heroin, tobacco, meth-amphetamine addictions will kill you or ruin your life.
Celery is the answer.
Celery is a pretty harmless thing to be addicted to, just don’t mainline the bloody stuff
Airline Food
Airline food’s bad because something has to make hospital food look good.
Cupcake
Super Hero File
Name: Cupcake
Origin: Retired pâtissière Tira Masu was delivering cupcakes to Auckland Hospital when a gamma ray beam was accidentally activated, turning her into Cupcake.
Powers: Produces irresistible pastries with so much sugar that villains go into a diabetic coma.
Weaknesses: Poor portion control requiring donating unused pastries to innocents.
Airline Food
“Why is airline food so bad?”
“Something has to make post funeral refreshments seem good.”
Diet Blood
Does the bar serve diet blood or just that crappy blood zero?
Asking for a friend.
Birthdays
Birthdays are funny things.
We’re basically celebrating that we haven’t died during the previous 365 days.
Why not celebrate the last day of every month we haven’t died in?
More parties.
Salads
Add extra colour to your salads with these pretty red mushrooms.
Berries
All berries are edible.
Some only once.
Dinner by C
Tonight’s dinner was bought to me by the letter C:
- chilli,
- cucumber,
- courgette,
- cavocado and
- comato;
into blender and eaten with Corn chips.
(Yes, avo & tomato are deliberately misspelled)