Food – Julia Clement

Diarrhea

I have diarrhoea & feel wobbly. I told you my cooking at home wasn’t safe.

I’m staying home and eating my own cooking.

Hmmm.

Safer to dine out.

Covid scare: I was eating out & couldn’t taste my food.

Then I remembered I was in McDs.

Phew!

Airline food’s bad because something has to make hospital food look good.

“Why is airline food so bad?”

“Something has to make post funeral refreshments seem good.”

Birthdays are funny things.

We’re basically celebrating that we haven’t died during the previous 365 days.

Why not celebrate the last day of every month we haven’t died in?

More parties.

I ate a plant based carrot once and it was horrible.

Be careful out there gourmands.

DEATH: Add extra colour to your salads with these pretty red mushrooms.

DEATH: All berries are edible. Some only once.

Tonight’s dinner was bought to me by the letter C: Chilli, cucumber, courgette, cavocado and comato; into blender and eaten with Corn chips.