I think my Google-foo is failing.
I typed in my symptoms & it said I have cannelloni.
Not even close, my pastaia swears I had fettuccine.
Tag: Food
Diarrhea
I have diarrhoea & feel wobbly. I told you my cooking at home wasn’t safe.
Home Cooking
I’m staying home and eating my own cooking.
Hmmm.
Safer to dine out.
COVID Scare
Covid scare: I was eating out & couldn’t taste my food.
Then I remembered I was in McDs.
Phew!
Airline Food
Airline food’s bad because something has to make hospital food look good.
Airline Food
“Why is airline food so bad?”
“Something has to make post funeral refreshments seem good.”
Birthdays
Birthdays are funny things.
We’re basically celebrating that we haven’t died during the previous 365 days.
Why not celebrate the last day of every month we haven’t died in?
More parties.
Carrot
I ate a plant based carrot once and it was horrible.
Be careful out there gourmands.
Salads
DEATH: Add extra colour to your salads with these pretty red mushrooms.
Cupcake
Super Hero File
Name: Cupcake
Origin: Retired pâtissière Tira Masu was delivering cupcakes to Auckland Hospital when a gamma ray beam was accidentally activated, turning her into Cupcake.
Powers: Produces irresistible pastries with so much sugar that villains go into a diabetic coma.
Weaknesses: Poor portion control requiring donating unused pastries to innocents.