I’m carefully studying the margarine.
I don’t want to spread any fake butter.
Tag: Food
Margarine?
I bought a large tub of margarine to share with my neighbours …
community spread.
Organics?
Organic food’s another name for an old idea.
My mum used to serve up steak and kidney, liver and bacon, sweetbreads, etc.
We just called it “Offal.”
Cannelloni
I think my Google-foo is failing.
I typed in my symptoms & it said I have cannelloni.
Not even close, my pastaia swears I had fettuccine.
Diarrhea
I have diarrhoea & feel wobbly. I told you my cooking at home wasn’t safe.
Home Cooking
I’m staying home and eating my own cooking.
Hmmm.
Safer to dine out.
COVID Scare
Covid scare: I was eating out & couldn’t taste my food.
Then I remembered I was in McDs.
Phew!
Airline Food
Airline food’s bad because something has to make hospital food look good.
Cupcake
Super Hero File
Name: Cupcake
Origin: Retired pâtissière Tira Masu was delivering cupcakes to Auckland Hospital when a gamma ray beam was accidentally activated, turning her into Cupcake.
Powers: Produces irresistible pastries with so much sugar that villains go into a diabetic coma.
Weaknesses: Poor portion control requiring donating unused pastries to innocents.