Birthdays are funny things.
We’re basically celebrating that we haven’t died during the previous 365 days.
Why not celebrate the last day of every month we haven’t died in?
More parties.
Tag: Food
Carrot
I ate a plant based carrot once and it was horrible.
Be careful out there gourmands.
Salads
DEATH: Add extra colour to your salads with these pretty red mushrooms.
Berries
DEATH: All berries are edible. Some only once.
Sponsor
Tonight’s dinner was bought to me by the letter C: Chilli, cucumber, courgette, cavocado and comato; into blender and eaten with Corn chips.
Caesar
Caesar said “Veni, vidi, feci sem” (I came, I saw, I made salad)
Fast Food?
Pizza?
Hell yes!
Other brands, not so much!
Cupcake
Super Hero File
Name: Cupcake
Origin: Retired pâtissière Tira Masu was delivering cupcakes to Auckland Hospital when a gamma ray beam was accidentally activated, turning her into Cupcake.
Powers: Produces irresistible pastries with so much sugar that villains go into a diabetic coma.
Weaknesses: Poor portion control requiring donating unused pastries to innocents.