Hedgehogs may look cuddly but they are selfish pricks.
Tag: Joke
Rocket Fuel
Rocket fuel is so toxic that 51 years later nothing grows at the Apollo 11 landing site!
A woman is a woman is a woman
A woman is a woman is a woman.
I was just late to the party, needing to find myself first.
I was on the hall table with the lost keys and the mail.
Homophones
I just don’t understand the English language.
If homophobes are people who hate gays, why aren’t homophones people who chat to gays?
Or iPhones with Grindr installed?
European Tour
Q: What do dead Kiwis tour Europe in? A: VW Zombis.
Whiskey
If God had meant us to put ice in our whiskey, they never would have given us the Sahara Desert!
Schrödinger
Schrödinger could never tell if his Girlfriend was satisfied or not.
Jokes
Jokes: a moment on the lips and a lifetime on the quips.
Waiting Room
In the doctors waiting room.
The magazines untouched while all the patients use our devices.
I check a cover … older than the iPhone 1
Ironic Recycling
Definition of irony: I just discovered my recycling bin has no recycling mark. Meaning when it wears out or the council changes it I’ll have to send it to the landfill.