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Julia Clement

Tag: Sick

Queue Jumping

Queue Jumping

Julia: I think I am dying.

DEATH, The Grin Reaper: I’m awfully busy, wait your turn Julia.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on January 6, 2026January 2, 2026Categories DEATH, Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, DEATH, NZComedy, Sick

Too Close?

Too Close?

Time to get tough on people who stand too close to themselves.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on November 4, 2025November 1, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Covid, Masking, NZComedy, Sick, Social Distancing

Measles

Measles

English measles: “I have measles.”

German measles: ,,Ich habe masern.”

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on October 26, 2025October 23, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Measles, NZComedy, Rubella, Sick

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