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Month: March 2026

COVID Scare

COVID Scare

Covid scare: I was eating out & couldn’t taste my food.

Then I remembered I was in McDs.

Phew!

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on March 3, 2026March 2, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Covid, Food, Macdonalds, NZComedy

507 Sexes

507 Sexes

Physarum polycephalum is a slime mold with 507 sexes.

Can you imagine what their version of Tindr must be like?

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on March 2, 2026February 27, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, NZComedy, Slime Mold

I can’t get no satisfaction

I can’t get no satisfaction

Schrödinger could never tell if his girlfriend was satisfied or not.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on March 1, 2026February 27, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, NZComedy, satisfied, Schrödinger

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