Comedian, Playwright, Director, Producer
DEATH says “They said that comedian died … how stupid do they think I am?
“I can see they’re still walking and they don’t look like a zombie to me …
“I hate zombies.”
[followed by 2 minute rant about zombies]
(Reposted to match theme of last two days)
Q: What do dead Kiwis tour Europe in?
A: VW Zombis.
(Repost to go with theme of yesterday’s post)
Outdoor performing tip: When the thunder claps, take a bow.
Two things you can’t avoid, death and taxis.
It’s better to inspire than to expire!
So ironic that I’m now DEATH’s ghostwriter.
Q: What do dead Kiwis tour Europe in?
A: VW Zombis.
(The mythological character formerly known as DEATH)
“Why is airline food so bad?”
“Something has to make post funeral refreshments seem good.”
Day 12,345, still no Godot.
DEATH steps in.
Julia: At an open mic, some comedians will kill and others will die.
DEATH: All good. Either way suits me.
