There’s nothing funny about being funny.
Blogs
Autocorrected Ducks?
Sheep
Sheep are gregarious.
Named for Saint Gregory who taught them to bleat in harmony.
Making Rain
My superpowers are intact!
I hung the washing and now it’s raining.
Masking
So many people catch Covid from household contacts we should mandate masks & distancing at home.
Vinyl?
Vinyl?
Nah, I’m waiting for shellac 78s to come back.
Better still wax cylinders.
Demons
Let’s hope the demons in Hell can parallel process punishments or eternity will be a very long time and seem longer.
Idearrhea
Idearrhea: What happens when your head can’t contain all your thoughts.
Earthquakes
Why are earthquakes centred 45 km underground?
Cowards!
Come up to the surface and fight fair you trembling tremors.
Very Good Friends
MCs introduce nearly all comedians as “My very good friend.”
Now I’m streaming comedy, is it “My very good Facebook friend?”