Celery. Get addicted to celery.
Gambling, sugar, sex, heroin, tobacco, meth-amphetamine addictions will kill you or ruin your life.
Celery is the answer.
Celery is a pretty harmless thing to be addicted to, just don’t mainline the bloody stuff
Comedian, Playwright, Director, Producer
Celery. Get addicted to celery.
Gambling, sugar, sex, heroin, tobacco, meth-amphetamine addictions will kill you or ruin your life.
Celery is the answer.
Celery is a pretty harmless thing to be addicted to, just don’t mainline the bloody stuff
Coulrophobia: Fear of clowns.
No word for fear of comedians?
AREN’T WE SCARY ENOUGH FOR YOU?
Forget to pay the exorcist and be repossessed.
When I say I fix up my lipstick after smoking. I mean I can only find my lipstick when I’m searching my handbag for a lighter!
“Optimists say the cup is half full.
Pessimists say the cup is half empty.
Julia doesn’t care as long as the half that’s there is coffee.” — a former co-worker
So ironic that I’m now DEATH’s ghostwriter.
(DEATH is a dedicated psychopomp that I portray on stage)
Airline food’s bad because something has to make hospital food look good.
I’m not a one-liner comedian, but from time-to-time one filters into my brain.
It seems a terrible shame to never use them so I thought I’d try posting them here. The joke a day is to encourage me & not any kind of promise.
Julia Clement
In the last couple of days two discussions I had have been posted to the internet as podcasts. They both spend quite a bit of time on gender before talking about my work but I’m really quite happy that I managed to cover both in a consistent manner. Continue reading “Podcasts of November”
It’s official. Tessa & I, with a mystery guest, are doing a show in the 2019 Auckland Fringe festival. We are going to to an open-mic where Tessa is the MC & I am all but one of the acts.
We’ve renamed the show, previously Stand-up in a Skirt, to 10 Years a Comedian, 3 in a Skirt.
Each act will be a short performance from my past that is significant in my development as a comedian. The video of the original performance will play silently while I perform to the original script. This gives the authenticity of the historical performance coupled with my vastly improved performance skills.
We’ll be performing it 20th to 23rd of February. The first two days at the Pump House in Takapuna and the last two at TST Studio in Eden Terrace.
Following our joint show, Tessa will be doing her solo show. Same nights, same venue. We’re looking at some way of doing joint ticketing for loyal fans.
Watch this space or my comedy page on Facebook for more details.