Organic food’s another name for an old idea.
My mum used to serve up steak and kidney, liver and bacon, sweetbreads, etc.
We just called it “Offal.”
Blogs
Town Names
Have you ever noticed how several of our towns & cities are named after places in Britain and India?
- Dunedin after Edinburgh,
- Clutha after the river Clyde,
- Bombay after Mumbai, and
- Cashmere after Kashmir to name four.
They were so embarrassed they changed their names to avoid us.
Transgender
I’m a transgender woman and definitely not a transvestite.
It’s been years since I last wore male clothing!
Autocorrect
I hate the way autocorrect censors my posts.
Every fishing line.
Change Now
A shart is just nature’s way of reminding you to change your underwear.
Career
I think I’ll start a beauty parlor promoted as “By bad spellers for poor readers.”
I’ll call it Heredressers.
Cannelloni?
I think my Google-foo is failing.
I typed in my symptoms & it said I have cannelloni.
Not even close, my pastaia swears I had fettuccine.
Polygons
I’ve dropped all my jokes about polygons … too edgy.
Hexadecaphobia
After decades of slaving in the data mines I’ve caught hexadecaphobia.
Bugs
All the bugs in programs I write are lovingly hand crafted.