Pizza?
Hell yes!
Other brands, not so much!
Category: Joke-a-day
Experimental Joke-a-day
Make Things Again
A red cap for every event.
Make America great again.
Make cheese grate again.
Make Kool-Aid grape again.
Dreamed and Wakened
It’s better to have dreamed and wakened than to suffer incurable insomnia.
Winter’s Fake
Winter’s not real.
It’s just a plot by Big Puffer Jacket!
Schrödinger’s Cat
It was over 100 years ago.
One way or another Schrödinger’s cat is dead.
Wikipedia Password
Email from Wikipedia
I woke up today to find an email from Wikipedia.
Someone had tried to break into my account.
Luckily my password is a very strong one: VeryStrongOne123!
Placebos
My hypochondria’s so bad my doctor prescribes me broad spectrum placebos.
Light Bulbs
It’s getting dark outside. I think I’ll go and panic buy light bulbs
Chicken
Why did the chicken cross the toad?
Autocorrect!
Maxi-dress
I look pretty hot in everything except maxi-dresses.
Nobody looks good in a maxi-dress.