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Butter don’t melt (Repost)

Julia gasps. A dish of butter. Text: I've just realised. Butter really doesn't melt in vegans' mouths.

I’ve just realised. Butter really doesn’t melt in vegans’ mouths.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on April 23, 2026April 22, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Butter, Comedy, Food, NZComedy, Vegans

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