Why do zombies eat brains?
Why do vampires avoid the sun?
Why do werewolves hump your leg?
1950s
Imagine 1950s social media.
Send a letter, wait 2 weeks for a reply, then suddenly we have airmail and the LOL comes back in under a week.
Butter don’t melt (Repost)
I’ve just realised. Butter really doesn’t melt in vegans’ mouths.
Fake Spread?
I’m carefully studying the margarine.
I don’t want to spread any fake butter.
Margarine?
I bought a large tub of margarine to share with my neighbours …
community spread.
Not Funny
There’s nothing funny about being funny.
Autocorrect
I’ve finally convinced Autocorrect that I’m unlikely to say “I don’t give a water bird.”
Now for the rare occasion when I want to keep my duck.
Sheep
Sheep are gregarious.
Named for Saint Gregory who taught them to bleat in harmony.
Superpowers
My superpowers are intact!
I hung the washing and now it’s raining.
Masking
So many people catch Covid from household contacts we should mandate masks and distancing at home.