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Clearing Customs

Clearing Customs

My brother took ages to clear customs.

In retrospect it was probably a mistake to send him a txt asking if they’d found the drugs yet?

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on July 27, 2026July 25, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags Airport, AucklandComedy, Comedy, Customs, Drugs, NZComedy1 Comment on Clearing Customs

Flying Backwards

Flying Backwards

At Auckland airport waiting for my brother.

Before I left home 1/2 hour ago flight was 13 min early now 17 late.

Did it stop while I drove?

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on July 26, 2026July 25, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags Airport, AucklandComedy, Comedy, NZComedy

Endoscopes

Endoscopes

With so many jokes on endoscopes relying on innuendo, I prefer to sit them out.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on July 25, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Endoscope, Innuendo, NZComedy

Trickling Down?

Trickling Down?

I refuse to surrender my country to people who think climate change is fake and trickle down is real.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on July 24, 2026July 21, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Coalition, Comedy, NZComedy, NZPol, Trickle Down

Our Ancestors

Our Ancestors

11 page booklet giving a lighthearted view of humanity’s ancestors.

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Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on July 23, 2026Categories ZineTags Ancestors, Comedy

Woke

Woke

The opposite of “Woke” is “Sleeping”.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on July 23, 2026July 21, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, NZComedy, Sleeping, Woke

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Images

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I, Julia Clement, the copyright holder of these images, hereby publish them under the following licence: Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 4.0 International licence.

Julia the Great Detective using a magnifying glass
Julia Detective
Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on July 22, 2026July 22, 2026Categories Zine

Xero

Xero

Why would I buy accounting software from someone who can’t even spell Zero?

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on July 22, 2026July 21, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, NZComedy, Software, ZeroAndOne

Winston Looston

Winston Looston

NZ politics is a case of Winston, Looseton.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on July 21, 2026July 19, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, NZComedy, NZPol, Winston

Water Tax

Water Tax

Was the Labour/Green proposed tax on water aimed at homeopaths?

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on July 20, 2026July 19, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, NZComedy, NZPol, Tax, Water

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