DEATH “They said that comedian died … how stupid do they think I am?
I can see they’re still walking and they don’t look like a zombie to me … I hate zombies.”
[followed by 2 minute rant about zombies]
Laughing
DEATH: Here I am, laughing in the face of life.
[The mythological character formerly known as DEATH]
A Bad Cold
Julia: I have a bad cold.
DEATH: That’s funny, I have a bad Julia.
A Bad Cold
I really like my new name.
I am now called “It’s just a bad cold.”
[The mythological character formerly known as DEATH.]
Ending Homelessness?
If Luxon does end homelessness, who’s going to guard the shop doorways in Queen Street overnight?
Unemployed and Missing
The homeless woman that normally begs outside the Newmarket burger bar wasn’t there today.
I hope she’s gone somewhere nice for her vacation.
Animal Names
12 page booklet giving my sarcastic opinion on binomial nomenclature and its victims.
Unemployed?
Nobody needs to be unemployed in this country.
You can always get a job sitting outside Burger bars asking for spare change.
Typos?
A typo prone friend asked if his jokes were any god so I printed them and put 1 on each of 14 fresh graves.
No resurrections yet.
SciFi Romance
I’m writing a book about a science fantasy author who secretly writes romances.
It’s transgendre literature.