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A Bad Cold

A Bad Cold

Julia: I have a bad cold.

DEATH: That’s funny, I have a bad Julia.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on August 5, 2026August 4, 2026Categories DEATH, Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Bad Cold, Comedy, DEATH, NZComedy

A Bad Cold

A Bad Cold

I really like my new name.

I am now called “It’s just a bad cold.”

[The mythological character formerly known as DEATH.]

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on August 4, 2026August 3, 2026Categories DEATH, Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Bad Cold, Comedy, DEATH, NZComedy

Ending Homelessness?

Ending Homelessness?

If Luxon does end homelessness, who’s going to guard the shop doorways in Queen Street overnight?

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on August 3, 2026July 31, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Homeless, Luxon, NZComedy, Shop Doorways1 Comment on Ending Homelessness?

Unemployed and Missing

Unemployed and Missing

The homeless woman that normally begs outside the Newmarket burger bar wasn’t there today.

I hope she’s gone somewhere nice for her vacation.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on August 2, 2026July 31, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Fast Food, NZComedy, Unemployed, Vacation

Animal Names

Animal Names

12 page booklet giving my sarcastic opinion on binomial nomenclature and its victims.

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Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on August 1, 2026August 1, 2026Categories ZineTags Animals, Science

Unemployed?

Unemployed?

Nobody needs to be unemployed in this country.

You can always get a job sitting outside Burger bars asking for spare change.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on August 1, 2026July 31, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Burger, Comedy, Fast Food, NZComedy, Unemployed

Typos?

Typos?

A typo prone friend asked if his jokes were any god so I printed them and put 1 on each of 14 fresh graves.

No resurrections yet.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on July 31, 2026July 29, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Graves, NZComedy, Typos

SciFi Romance

SciFi Romance

I’m writing a book about a science fantasy author who secretly writes romances.

It’s transgendre literature.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on July 30, 2026July 29, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Novel, NZComedy, Romance, SciFi

Air Band

Air Band

The set was ruined because the air guitar was out of tune and the air drummer’s tempo was worse.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on July 29, 2026July 25, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags Air Guitar, AucklandComedy, Comedy, Musicians, NZComedy

Solar is the Future

Solar is the Future

It’s dawned on me that solar power is the answer, but it won’t happen overnight.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on July 28, 2026July 25, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Future, NZComedy, Solar1 Comment on Solar is the Future

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