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Pontius Pilot

Pontius Pilot was a comedian.

The Bible says he nailed it.

Safety First: Always web surf between the flags.

I’m convinced AI stands for “Artificial Incompetence.”

Why do pilot’s uniforms still look like military officer uniforms from the 1940s?

The funniest thing about my DEATH character is that it’s doing live comedy.

I look pretty hot in everything except maxi-dresses.

Nobody looks good in a maxi-dress.

Time and peristalsis wait for no-one.

A new study shows that people will believe almost anything that begins “New study shows.”

Why do I feel like I’m living in a Phillip K. Dick novel?

Probably “Now Wait For Last Year”

I don’t believe in karma.

I’m still trying to decide how I feel about korma!