So ironic that I’m now DEATH‘s ghostwriter.
Tag: AucklandComedy
Captain Kina
Super Hero File
Name: Captain Kina
Origin: Living a peaceful life eating seaweed when the same radiation leak that created TAXman changed their life for ever
Powers: A prickly character
Aims: To raise sea level to create ever larger fields of yummy kelp
DEATHman
Super Hero File
Name: DEATHman
Origin: In an attempt to reduce his workload, DEATH comes to Earth and battles people who ignore workplace and road safety rules.
Powers: Catchphrase: Quick Vulture, to the DEATHmobile.
Aims: Lower death rate.
Weaknesses: Contractually forbidden to resurrect clients.
Foes: Simeon Brown
Affiliates: Vulture
Tornado
Super Villain File
Name: Tornado
Origin: Originally a plant ecologist until leaves blown by Leaf Rider during her origin gave her the power to blow back with massive force.
Powers: Creates massive winds that can destroy anything in their path.
Aims: End Leaf Blower’s control of fallen leaves to allow natural composting.
Weaknesses: Can not enter storm cellars.
Foes: Leaf Rider
Leaf Rider
Super Hero File
Name: Leaf Rider
Origin: Autumn Fall was a gardener at Field Marshal Britain‘s power complex until a radioactive leak into a compost heap she was moving with a leaf blower turned her into Leaf Rider.
Powers: Can shrink to the size of a mouse & ride leaves on gentle breezes to silently creep up on villains.
Weaknesses: Strong winds blow her off course.
Foes: Tornado
Affiliates: Field Marshal Britain
Madam Sword
Super Villain File
Name: Madam Sword
Origin: Once the star sword-swallower, Nicky Sharp was twisted by jealousy when Bubble Lass stole the show. With razor-sharp fingers, she became Madam Sword, the puncture-prone villain out to burst her bubble!
Powers: Pierces anything with her fingers but prefers a sharp sword.
Aims: End bubbles and balloons.
Foes: Bubble Lass
Affiliates: Ringmaster
Bubble Lass
Super Hero File
Name: Bubble Lass
Origin: After falling into a vat of experimental bubble solution at the circus, circus performer Betty Bubbles gained the ability to blow indestructible bubbles of all sizes! Now, as Bubble Lass, she traps villains in her bouncy spheres—unless a sudden pop frightens her!
Powers: Blows indestructible bubbles.
Weaknesses: Afraid of popping sounds.
Foes: Madam Sword
Mug Wrecker
Super Villain File
Name: Mug Wrecker
Origin: Mug Wrecker was a clumsy customer who Millie banned from her café after breaking every mug he touched. Fueled by anger and cursed by the same strange customer, Mug Wrecker now gains strength from smashing ceramics and seeks to shatter The Human Mug once and for all.
Powers: Loves smashing mugs.
Aims: Seeks to shatter The Human Mug once and for all.
Foes: The Human Mug
The Human Mug
Super Hero File
Name: The Human Mug
Origin: Mille Brewster was a barista at the local coffee shop who dreamed of one day owning her own café. While working late one night, a strange customer gave her a cursed coffee mug. After drinking from it, Millie found that she could transform into any object she desired—but only once per day, and for only one hour at a time. Unfortunately, she often gets stuck as a coffee mug! As The Human Mug, she foams up villains and brews justice!
Powers: Can turn into any object, but she’s always stuck as a coffee mug because she can’t remember how to change back.
Weaknesses: Often mistaken for a coffee cup and accidentally sipped from.
Foes: Mugwrecker
Misogynator
Super Villain File
Name: Misogynator
Origin: Spurned by Lady Magnet’s power, bitter anti-hero Marcus Misogynus developed a repellent forcefield that drives women away. He became the malicious Misogynator, seeking to counteract Lady Magnet’s every move
Powers: Repels women.
Aims: Seeks to counteract Lady Magnet’s every move!
Weaknesses: Attracts men even though he doesn’t fancy them.
Foes: Lady Magnet