The set was ruined because the air guitar was out of tune and the air drummer’s tempo was worse.
Tag: AucklandComedy
Solar is the Future
It’s dawned on me that solar power is the answer, but it won’t happen overnight.
Clearing Customs
My brother took ages to clear customs.
In retrospect it was probably a mistake to send him a txt asking if they’d found the drugs yet?
Flying Backwards
At Auckland airport waiting for my brother.
Before I left home 1/2 hour ago flight was 13 min early now 17 late.
Did it stop while I drove?
Endoscopes
With so many jokes on endoscopes relying on innuendo, I prefer to sit them out.
Trickling Down?
I refuse to surrender my country to people who think climate change is fake and trickle down is real.
Woke
The opposite of “Woke” is “Sleeping”.
Xero
Why would I buy accounting software from someone who can’t even spell Zero?
Winston Looston
NZ politics is a case of Winston, Looseton.
Water Tax
Was the Labour/Green proposed tax on water aimed at homeopaths?