AucklandComedy – Page 4

Beauty Parlour

I think I’ll start a beauty parlor promoted as “By bad spellers for poor readers.”

I’ll call it Heredressers.

I’ve dropped all my jokes about polygons … too edgy.

I think my Google-foo is failing.

I typed in my symptoms & it said I have cannelloni.

Not even close, my pastaia swears I had fettuccine.

After decades of slaving in the data mines I’ve caught hexadecaphobia.

All the bugs in programs I write are lovingly hand crafted.

My new diet is so strict I’m only allowed micronutrients.

Are the people who vape vapers or vapists?

Either way don’t ever call them vapid!

Outdoor performing tip: When the thunder claps, take a bow.

Being taken seriously as a comedian only sounds like an oxymoron.

Two things you can’t avoid, death and taxis.