Comedian, Playwright, Director, Producer
Super Hero File
Name: Bubble Lass
Origin: After falling into a vat of experimental bubble solution at the circus, circus performer Betty Bubbles gained the ability to blow indestructible bubbles of all sizes! Now, as Bubble Lass, she traps villains in her bouncy spheres—unless a sudden pop frightens her!
Powers: Blows indestructible bubbles.
Weaknesses: Afraid of popping sounds.
Foes: Madam Sword
Super Villain File
Name: Mug Wrecker
Origin: Mug Wrecker was a clumsy customer who Millie banned from her café after breaking every mug he touched. Fueled by anger and cursed by the same strange customer, Mug Wrecker now gains strength from smashing ceramics and seeks to shatter The Human Mug once and for all.
Powers: Loves smashing mugs.
Aims: Seeks to shatter The Human Mug once and for all.
Foes: The Human Mug
Super Hero File
Name: The Human Mug
Origin: Mille Brewster was a barista at the local coffee shop who dreamed of one day owning her own café. While working late one night, a strange customer gave her a cursed coffee mug. After drinking from it, Millie found that she could transform into any object she desired—but only once per day, and for only one hour at a time. Unfortunately, she often gets stuck as a coffee mug! As The Human Mug, she foams up villains and brews justice!
Powers: Can turn into any object, but she’s always stuck as a coffee mug because she can’t remember how to change back.
Weaknesses: Often mistaken for a coffee cup and accidentally sipped from.
Foes: Mugwrecker
Super Villain File
Name: Misogynator
Origin: Spurned by Lady Magnet’s power, bitter anti-hero Marcus Misogynus developed a repellent forcefield that drives women away. He became the malicious Misogynator, seeking to counteract Lady Magnet’s every move
Powers: Repels women.
Aims: Seeks to counteract Lady Magnet’s every move!
Weaknesses: Attracts men even though he doesn’t fancy them.
Foes: Lady Magnet
Super Hero File
Name: Lady Magnet
Origin: After being exposed to a love potion in her uncle’s chemistry lab, shy teenager Maggie Fields found herself with an irresistible charm that drew men to her like metal to a magnet. She became Lady Magnet, using her power to attract—and distract—villains.
Powers: Attracts men.
Weaknesses: Can not repel creepy guys.
Foes: Misogynator
Super Hero File
Name: Virtueman
Origin: Multibillionaire Richie Silver decided to use his fortune for good.
Found it was too hard & now when villains do bad things he just sends thoughts and prayers.
Powers: As he’s super rich, the media his businesses advertise on love reporting his thoughts.
Super Hero File
Name: Dinosaur Lass
Origin: Another bite, although how Sir David Attenborough became radioactive eludes me.
Powers: Currently does infomercials promoting the Jurassic diet. No fruit & everything tastes like chicken.
Weaknesses: Almost useless short arms.
Foes: The Asteroid.
Super Hero File
Name: Cupcake
Origin: Retired pâtissière Tira Masu was delivering cupcakes to Auckland Hospital when a gamma ray beam was accidentally activated, turning her into Cupcake.
Powers: Produces irresistible pastries with so much sugar that villains go into a diabetic coma.
Weaknesses: Poor portion control requiring donating unused pastries to innocents.
Super Hero File
Name: Drunkman
Origin: Drank wine made from radioactive grapes grown downwind of Field Marshal Britain‘s lab. I have no idea why the radioactivity didn’t kill the yeast but bear with me now, it’s comic book, as a result of drinking this stuff he acquires the powers of … wine or more accurately someone who has had too much wine and became Drunkman.
Powers: When fighting criminals calls out “Hey you, come back here, I need to talk to you, wait, I need to talk, …” once they are hypnotised by his sway and monotone he stumbles into them and falls on them pinning them until help arrives and the ones who are too fast he knocks them over by ejecting super slippery projectile vomit straight at them. They slip over & he staggers over and falls on them pinning them until help arrives.
Weaknesses: Occasionally sobers up for a few hours.
Foes: Unknown but they might be sleeping in parks or under the motorway or shop doorways the important thing is they’ve got weapons, lots of weapons, AWESOME weapons because they’re Americans and Americans just love their weapons.
They actually wrote it into their constitution that they have to be armed at all times because if they put their guns down Sergeant Major Britain will come back and free all the slaves.
Affiliates: Aperitif
Name: Field Marshal Britain
Origin: Originally a super fan of Bernard Montgomery, independently wealthy Frederick Matthew Britain was injured by a runaway horse at the Trooping of the Colours and taken to hospital in a coma.
When he awoke he saw F. M. Britain on the bed’s whiteboard and decided he must be Field Marshal Britain, superb organiser.
Nothing since has managed to shake this belief.
Powers: Since the accident he really has been a superb organiser.
Somehow he has convinced the government to release radioactive material to his “Secret” nuclear research laboratory.
Aims: To end all Britain’s and the other 15 Commonwealth Realms’ woes through the application of peaceful nuclear technology.
Weaknesses: Minimal attention to safety. Half the heroes in the Realms originated in accidents at his lab.
