AucklandComedy – Page 5

Failbork

For those cynics who don’t believe FB is taking strong action against white supremacist propaganda, they now ban boosting posts with the word “Facebook” in them.

Toilet Humour

For a person who dislikes toilet humour, it’s amazing how many of my jokes involve lavatories.

Driverless?

If there are driverless cars, why aren’t there riderless bicycles?

Breaking News

Breaking News: I dropped a tray of crockery!

Accessible

Have you ever noticed that they have Mobility Parking yet Accessible Toilets?

Is this a subtle hint to men not to move too much in the toilet?

Clowning Around?

Coulrophobia: Fear of clowns, but no word for fear of comedians?

AREN’T WE SCARY ENOUGH FOR YOU?

Crystals

A large number of experiments have shown crystals to be just as effective as homeopathy without running the risk of water borne diseases.

Metric

The metric system seems natural to us as we have 5 digits on each hand, 10 in total.

A few countries like 12, for exactly the same reason.

Covert 19

Because of the bad publicity, Covid-19 has gone into hiding & is now named Covert-19.

Julia Clement’s Joke a Day

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A Joke A Day

@ajokeaday

I’m a comedian but not a one-liner one, frustratingly, from time-to-time one filters into my brain. It seems a terrible shame to never use them so I thought I’d try posting them here. The joke a day is to encourage me & not any kind of promise but so far I’ve only missed once. Julia Clement @juliaclement

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