Time to get tough on people who stand too close to themselves.
Tag: AucklandComedy
Cats
Are my wife’s pets my step cats or my cats-in-law?
Epilator
The epilator took 15 years to develop.
One to make it work & fourteen to make it hurt more.
Social Media
You can’t call a person truly alone who has social media and 5G coverage.
Moon Landing
Cinematography in 1902 was nowhere near advanced enough to fake a moon landing so we have to accept Georges Méliès’ <> as a record of the first successful French moon shot.
It’s a shame that they lost their moon base to the NAZIs in 1940 & never got it back.
Winston Peters
Winston’s the laxative of NZ politics.
If he’s the answer, you really can’t give a shit.
Sunglasses
You can always spot Aucklanders …
Windscreen wipers on our sunglasses.
Not Mad!
Political correctness has not gone mad, it’s just on antidepressants.
Measles
English measles: “I have measles.”
German measles: ,,Ich habe Masern.”
Fast Food
The ultimate in fast food, the Heisenburger.
You can either know where it is or how fast you’re eating it.