“They said that comedian died … how stupid do they think I am?
I can see they’re still walking and they don’t look like a zombie to me … I hate zombies.” [followed by 2 minute rant about zombies]
Tag: AucklandComedy
Laughing
DEATH: Here I am, laughing in the face of life.
(The mythological character formerly known as DEATH)
Killer App?
Ironic that the “killer app” to get us all live-streaming our creative endeavours was Covid-19.
Julia’s Sick
Julia: I have a bad cold.
DEATH: That’s funny, I have a bad Julia.
A Bad Cold?
I really like my new name.
I am now called “It’s just a bad cold.”
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The mythological character formerly known as DEATH.
Security Guards
If Luxon does end homelessness, who’s going to guard the shop doorways in Queen Street overnight?
Unemployed Woman Missing
The homeless woman that normally begs outside the Newmarket burger bar wasn’t there today.
I hope she’s gone somewhere nice for her vacation.
Unemployed
Nobody needs to be unemployed in this country.
You can always get a job sitting outside Burger bars asking for spare change.
Typos
A typo prone friend asked if his jokes were any god so I printed them and put one on each of fourteen fresh graves.
No resurrections yet.
SciFi
I’m writing a book about a science fantasy author who secretly writes romances.
It’s transgendre literature.