I like kangaroos …
Their courts are so efficient.
Tag: NZComedy
Breaking News
Breaking News: I dropped a tray of crockery!
Accessible Mobility
Have you ever noticed that they have Mobility Parking yet Accessible Toilets?
Is this a subtle hint to men not to move too much in the toilet?
Coulrophobia
Coulrophobia: Fear of clowns But no word for fear of comedians?
AREN’T WE SCARY ENOUGH FOR YOU?
Crystals
A large number of experiments have shown crystals to be just as effective as homeopathy without running the risk of water borne diseases.
Dog Breed
I just found out a Cockapoo is a type of dog.
That’s worse than taking the piss.
Metric
The metric system seems natural to us as we have 5 digits on each hand, 10 in total.
A few countries like 12, for exactly the same reason.
Covid 19
Because of the bad publicity, Covid-19 has gone into hiding & is now named Covert-19.
Truth
On the stage everything I said was true, but not everything was said.
Not that I was selective with the truth, I only had 20 minutes.
Subtext
Super Villain File
Name: Subtext
Origin: The same alien beam missed its mark and hit Olivia’s bitter rival, Helen Hint. Now possessing the ability to speak only in riddles and hidden meanings, she became Subtext, a villain dedicated to spreading confusion!
Aims: Dedicated to spreading confusion!
Foes: Captain Obvious