I think I’ll start a beauty parlor promoted as “By bad spellers for poor readers.”
I’ll call it Heredressers.
Tag: NZComedy
Cannelloni?
I think my Google-foo is failing.
I typed in my symptoms & it said I have cannelloni.
Not even close, my pastaia swears I had fettuccine.
Polygons
I’ve dropped all my jokes about polygons … too edgy.
Hexadecaphobia
After decades of slaving in the data mines I’ve caught hexadecaphobia.
Bugs
All the bugs in programs I write are lovingly hand crafted.
New Diet
My new diet is so strict I’m only allowed micronutrients.
Vaping
Are the people who vape vapers or vapists?
Either way don’t ever call them vapid!
Taken Seriously
Being taken seriously as a comedian only sounds like an oxymoron.
Two Things You Can’t Avoid
Nothing is certain in this world except death and taxis.
Facebook Ban
For those cynics who don’t believe Facebook is taking strong action against white supremacist propaganda ,they now ban boosting posts with the word “Facebook” in them.