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Julia uses a magnifying glass to examine a werewolf, Count Orlok (a vampire) & a zombie. Text: Why do zombies eat brains? Why do vampires avoid the sun? Why do werewolves hump your leg?

Why do zombies eat brains?

Why do vampires avoid the sun?

Why do werewolves hump your leg?

Author A Joke A DayPosted on April 25, 2026April 25, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, NZComedy, Vampires, Werewolves, Zombies

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