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Julia Clement

Month: January 2026

Similarity

Similarity

Has anyone else noticed the similarity between Baron Trump and Eddie Munster?

I wonder if they could be related?

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on January 7, 2026January 7, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Monsters, NZComedy, Politics

Queue Jumping

Queue Jumping

Julia: I think I am dying.

DEATH, The Grin Reaper: I’m awfully busy, wait your turn Julia.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on January 6, 2026January 2, 2026Categories DEATH, Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, DEATH, NZComedy, Sick

Festival Show

Festival Show

That’s settled then, my first festival show will be named “I only live this shit, I don’t understand it too!”

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on January 5, 2026January 2, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, NZComedy, Show

Phase

Phase

“Don’t worry about being alive. I know it’s just a phase you’re going through, you’ll grow out of it.” The mythological character formerly known as DEATH.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on January 4, 2026January 2, 2026Categories DEATH, Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, DEATH, NZComedy

Kill or Die

Kill or Die

Some comedians will kill. Others will die.

Either way I’m happy.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on January 3, 2026December 29, 2025Categories DEATH, Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedian, Comedy, DEATH, NZComedy

Walls

Walls

JFK: Ich bin ein Texaner.

Ronald Regan: Mr Trump tear down this wall.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on January 2, 2026December 29, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, NZComedy, Wall

Socks

Socks

I buy my socks in pairs, I wear my socks in pairs, I put my socks in the laundry together and I still get odd socks.

I sort of understand this, but how the hell does it happen to my pantyhose?

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on January 1, 2026December 29, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Laundry, LostSocks, NZComedy

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    • January 27, 2026
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  • Pt Chev, Comedy in Coyle Park
    • February 13, 2026
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  • February 17, 2026
  • Comedy, Library Square, New Lynn
    • February 17, 2026
    • New Lynn

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