Sibling Rivalry: My Roomba just choked itself trying to eat the big vacuum cleaner’s power cord.
Month: July 2026
Rats
I’m unable to donate blood as when one of my medications is given in huge doses to pregnant rats it can cause birth defects.
Personally I’d rather my blood was given to humans, not rats.
LSD
LSD‘s original name was LSD-25.
Dr Albert Hofmann synthesized new forms until number 25 when flying purple giraffes blocked the lab’s portcullis.
Dot Com?
When I registered juliaclement.com, Godaddy suggested I should also register juliakind.com and juliamild.com.
What the Dickens?
When someone describes a first world problem, I like to reply “Dreadful, that’s like something out of Dickens” shake my head & walk off …
I would have made a great Disney villain.
Autocorrect for Real
Why does autocorrect “fix” everything except my real typos?
Coalition
Best thing about being in a coalition?
You can blame unpopular policies on your partners.
Worst thing?
You get blamed for their bad policies.
Tap dancing Lesson
Tap dancing lesson #1: Drink two pots of tea with no toilet breaks.
Geniuses
If I seem smart it’s because I’m copying over the shoulders of geniuses.
Dinner
Tonight’s dinner was bought to me by the letter C:
- Chilli,
- cucumber,
- courgette,
- cavocado, and
- comato;
into the blender and eaten with Corn chips.