I have a cup of tea every year, but I am trying to cut back.
Author: A Joke A Day
DEATH Live
The funniest thing about my DEATH character is that it’s doing live comedy.
Equestrian
The wheels fell off for the NZ Equestrian team at the last Olympics.
Team managers say “Next time we’ll try hooves.”
Comedy Festival
Comedians who die on stage at the Riyadh Comedy Festival are dismembered and discretely disposed of around the kingdom.
Lie
“A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.” — Mark Twain.
Except he didn’t say it! A meta-lie.
Flowers
I keep coming back as a flower.
It’s a bad case of reincarnation.
Fast Food?
Pizza?
Hell yes!
Other brands, not so much!
Maga
Make America great again.
Make cheese grate again.
Make Kool-Aid grape again.
A sleep and a forgetting.
It’s better to have dreamed and wakened than to suffer incurable insomnia.
Winter is a fake
Winter’s not real.
It’s just a plot by Big Puffer Jacket!