DEATH – Page 2 – Julia Clement

Julia only thinks she is dying

Julia says “I think I am dying.”

DEATH replies “I’m awfully busy, wait your turn Julia.”

Don’t worry about being alive.

I know it’s just a phase you’re going through, you’ll grow out of it.

Some comedians will kill.

Others will die.

Either way I’m happy.

David Seymour: Too many children are spreading Covid at school.

DEATH: Not wanting to endorse breathing, but can’t you limit it to their breaks?

All berries are edible.

Some only once.

They said that comedian died … how stupid do they think I am?

I can see they’re still walking and they don’t look like a zombie to me … I hate zombies.” [followed by 2 minute rant about zombies]

DEATH: Here I am, laughing in the face of life.

(The mythological character formerly known as DEATH)

Julia: I have a bad cold.

DEATH: That’s funny, I have a bad Julia.

(The mythological character formerly known as DEATH.)

I really like my new name.

I am now called “It’s just a bad cold.”

(The mythological character formerly known as DEATH)

The funniest thing about my DEATH character is that it’s doing live comedy.