I’m writing some new gags on centipedes.
I’m sure this idea’s got legs.
Category: Joke-a-day
Experimental Joke-a-day
Flat?
The Earth may not be flat but my bike’s rear tyre is.
Washing Machine
I once lived in an apartment with a Smeg washing machine.
It worked well but to wash my underwear I needed to carefully clean the bowl first.
AI?
I’m convinced AI stands for “Artificial Incompetence.”
Cormorants
I looked up cormorants and shags on Wikipedia.
Seems the only difference is cormorants lack crests and the crested birds just want to shag.
Cross The Toad?
Why did the chicken cross the toad?
Because it was a poor typist!
Panic Buying?
No need to bulk buy toilet paper.
Unwind it to get more than one wipe per roll.
Caesar
Caesar said “Veni, vidi, feci sem” (I came, I saw, I made salad)
Butter
I’ve just realised.
Butter really doesn’t melt in vegans’ mouths.
KFC?
I’m considering making a follow-up to “Supersize Me” where I eat KFC every day.
It’s called “Lick my fingers.”