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Rats

Julia examines a rat. Text: I'm unable to donate blood as when one of my medications is given in huge doses to pregnant rats it can cause birth defects. Personally I'd rather my blood was given to humans, not rats.

I’m unable to donate blood as when one of my medications is given in huge doses to pregnant rats it can cause birth defects.

Personally I’d rather my blood was given to humans, not rats.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on July 18, 2026July 17, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Blood, Comedy, Medication, NZComedy, Rats

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