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Toad Redux

A rooster with a leg raised is about to stand on a toad. Julia examines both. A computer is burning. Text: Q: Why did the chicken cross the toad? A: Autocorrect!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the toad?

A: Autocorrect!

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on May 11, 2026May 8, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Autocorrect, Comedy, CrossThetoad, NZComedy

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