It’s getting dark outside.
I think I’ll go and panic buy light bulbs.
Toad Redux
Q: Why did the chicken cross the toad?
A: Autocorrect!
Fashion Disaster
I look pretty hot in everything except maxi-dresses.
Nobody looks good in a maxi-dress.
Time and Tide
Time and peristalsis wait for no-one.
New Study Shows
A new study shows that people will believe almost anything that begins “New study shows.”
Novel
Why do I feel like I’m living in a Philip K. Dick novel?
Probably “Now Wait For Last Year.”
Karma?
I don’t believe in karma.
I’m still trying to decide how I feel about korma!
Low Fibre
Toilet paper shortage?
I’m switching to a low fibre diet for the duration.
Numbers
I don’t want to seem irrational but I can never remember if numbers are real or imaginary or both and that’s integral to a complex problem!
Occam’s Grooming Tools
I’ve come to the conclusion that conspiracy theorists bypass Occam’s razor in favour of Occam’s epilator!