The wheels fell off for the NZ Equestrian team at the last Olympics.
Team managers say “Next time we’ll try hooves.”
Tag: AucklandComedy
Comedy Festival
Comedians who die on stage at the Riyadh Comedy Festival are dismembered and discretely disposed of around the kingdom.
Lie
“A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.” — Mark Twain.
Except he didn’t say it! A meta-lie.
Flowers
I keep coming back as a flower.
It’s a bad case of reincarnation.
Fast Food?
Pizza?
Hell yes!
Other brands, not so much!
Maga
Make America great again.
Make cheese grate again.
Make Kool-Aid grape again.
A sleep and a forgetting.
It’s better to have dreamed and wakened than to suffer incurable insomnia.
Winter is a fake
Winter’s not real.
It’s just a plot by Big Puffer Jacket!
Schrödinger’s Cat
It was over 100 years ago.
One way or another Schrödinger’s cat is dead.
Wikipedia Password
I woke up today to find an email from Wikipedia.
Someone had tried to break into my account.
Luckily my password is a very strong one: VeryStrongOne123!