Q: What do dead Kiwis tour Europe in?
A: VW Zombis.
Tag: Comedy
English Language
I just don’t understand the English language.
If homophobes are people who hate gays, why aren’t homophones people who chat to gays?
Or iPhones with Grindr installed?
Airline Food
Julia says “Why is airline food so bad?”
DEATH replies “Something has to make post funeral refreshments seem good.”
Importer Syndrome
I think I’ve got importer syndrome.
That feeling all my success comes from overseas.
Ockr
There’s a new dating app out for people who want to date Australians.
It’s called Ockr.
Their slogan is “Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, swipe, swipe, swipe.”
Waiting For Godot
Day 12,345, still no Godot.
DEATH steps in.
Cancer
I’m over donating to cancer.
The cynical bastard takes our money and keeps killing people.
Penises
Have you ever noticed that insecure men’s penis jokes are like their own equipment: Too long, reedy and lacking strength?
Sewer System
Methamphetamine, morphine, methadone, and cocaine found in Auckland sewer system.
Where’s the crocodiles?
Plant Based?
I ate a plant based carrot once and it was horrible.
Be careful out there gourmands.