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Failbork

Failbork

For those cynics who don’t believe FB is taking strong action against white supremacist propaganda, they now ban boosting posts with the word “Facebook” in them.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on March 23, 2026March 21, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, FacebookBan, NZComedy

Toilet Humour

Toilet Humour

For a person who dislikes toilet humour, it’s amazing how many of my jokes involve lavatories.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on March 22, 2026March 21, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, NZComedy, ToiletHumour

Driverless?

Driverless?

If there are driverless cars, why aren’t there riderless bicycles?

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on March 21, 2026March 21, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Bicycles, Bikes, Cars, Comedy, DriverlessCars, NZComedy

Breaking News

Breaking News

Breaking News: I dropped a tray of crockery!

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on March 20, 2026March 18, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, BreakingNews, Comedy, Crockery, NZComedy

Accessible

Accessible

Have you ever noticed that they have Mobility Parking yet Accessible Toilets?

Is this a subtle hint to men not to move too much in the toilet?

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on March 19, 2026March 18, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags Accessible, AucklandComedy, Comedy, Mobility, NZComedy

Clowning Around?

Clowning Around?

Coulrophobia: Fear of clowns, but no word for fear of comedians?

AREN’T WE SCARY ENOUGH FOR YOU?

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on March 18, 2026March 16, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Clowns, Comedian, Comedy, NZComedy

Crystals

Crystals

A large number of experiments have shown crystals to be just as effective as homeopathy without running the risk of water borne diseases.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on March 17, 2026March 16, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Crystals, Homeopathy, NZComedy, Sick

Cockapoo

Cockapoo

I just found out a Cockapoo is a type of dog.

That’s worse than taking the piss.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on March 16, 2026March 14, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags Cockapoo, Comedy, Dog, NZComedy

Metric

Metric

The metric system seems natural to us as we have 5 digits on each hand, 10 in total.

A few countries like 12, for exactly the same reason.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on March 15, 2026March 14, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Metric, NZComedy

Covert 19

Covert 19

Because of the bad publicity, Covid-19 has gone into hiding & is now named Covert-19.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on March 14, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Covid, NZComedy, Sick

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