Winter’s not real.
It’s just a plot by Big Puffer Jacket!
Tag: Comedy
Gone, but not forgotten.
It was over 100 years ago.
One way or another Schrödinger’s cat is dead.
(In reality it was in November 1935 that Schrödinger published, so this posting has obviously come through a wormhole from 9 or more years in the future. Quantum!)
Strong Passwords
I woke up today to find an email from Wikipedia.
Someone had tried to break into my account.
Luckily my password is a very strong one: VeryStrongOne123!
Placebos
My hypochondria’s so bad my doctor prescribes me broad spectrum placebos.
Light Bulbs
It’s getting dark outside.
I think I’ll go and panic buy light bulbs.
Toad Redux
Q: Why did the chicken cross the toad?
A: Autocorrect!
Fashion Disaster
I look pretty hot in everything except maxi-dresses.
Nobody looks good in a maxi-dress.
Time and Tide
Time and peristalsis wait for no-one.
New Study Shows
A new study shows that people will believe almost anything that begins “New study shows.”
Novel
Why do I feel like I’m living in a Philip K. Dick novel?
Probably “Now Wait For Last Year.”