Some comedians will kill.
Others will die.
Either way I’m happy.
Tag: NZComedy
Walls
JFK: Ich bin ein Texaner.
Ronald Regan: Mr Trump tear down this wall.
Socks
I buy my socks in pairs, I wear my socks in pairs, I put my socks in the laundry together and I still get odd socks.
I sort of understand this, but how the hell does it happen to my pantihose?
Viking
Was a viking’s wife a viqueen?
Berries
All berries are edible.
Some only once.
Surgery
My friend lost a lot of weight off her belly because of surgery that went wrong.
She was gutted.
Comedian Died
They said that comedian died … how stupid do they think I am?
I can see they’re still walking and they don’t look like a zombie to me … I hate zombies.” [followed by 2 minute rant about zombies]
Jungle Camouflage
Syria only has 233 hectares (575 acres) of forest.
Why then do Syrian Generals go on TV in Jungle camouflage?
Bad Cold
Julia: I have a bad cold.
DEATH: That’s funny, I have a bad Julia.
(The mythological character formerly known as DEATH.)
New Name
I really like my new name.
I am now called “It’s just a bad cold.”
(The mythological character formerly known as DEATH)