I don’t have writer’s block!
I’ve been possessed by the ghost of Marcel Marceau!
Tag: NZComedy
Between the Ears
Gender is what’s between the ears, not what’s between the legs
…
My gender must be wax.
Half Cup
“Optimists say the cup is half full Pessimists say the cup is half empty. Julia doesn’t care as long as the half that’s there is coffee.”
— a former co-worker
Yachts
Do yachts have “Sail by” dates?
Whiskey
If God had meant us to put ice in our whiskey they never would have given us the Sahara Desert!
Too Soon?
65.5 million years ago an asteroid crashed into Mexico and wiped out the dinosaurs, including those further north who hadn’t the foresight to build a wall.
Too soon?
Jokes
Jokes: a moment on the lips and a lifetime on the quips.
Touring
Q: What do dead Kiwis tour Europe in?
A: VW Zombis.
(The mythological character formerly known as DEATH)
English Language
I just don’t understand the English language.
If homophobes are people who hate gays, why aren’t homophones people who chat to gays?
Or iPhones with Grindr installed?
Airline Food
“Why is airline food so bad?”
“Something has to make post funeral refreshments seem good.”