I’m staying home and eating my own cooking.
Hmmm.
Safer to dine out.
Comedian, Playwright, Director, Producer
I’m staying home and eating my own cooking.
Hmmm.
Safer to dine out.
Don’t ever say to a geek “You do the maths.”
We’ll stare at the ceiling for 5 minutes then say “72”, by which time you’ve forgotten the question.
I don’t have writer’s block!
I’ve been possessed by the ghost of Marcel Marceau!
Homeopathic cure for drowning: Start with water & dilute it with water until there is no water left.
Because of the bad publicity, Covid-19 has gone into hiding & is now named Covert-19.
65.5 million years ago an asteroid crashed into Mexico and wiped out the dinosaurs.
Including those further north who hadn’t the foresight to build a wall.
Too soon?
I just found out that a Cockapoo is a type of dog.
That’s worse than taking the piss.
I’ve started a loyalty scheme for my fans …
Every 10th joke is free!
London to Sophia 2,013 km; Auckland to Sydney 2,223 km.
England is closer to Bulgaria than NZ to Australia yet we don’t confuse them.
Have you ever noticed that they have Mobility Parking yet Accessible Toilets?
Is this a subtle hint to men not to move too much in the toilet?